Creating a Christmas list is often the toughest task
First rule of thumb, don’t reach for the flask
Don’t feel discouraged, simply ask them for a list
Thinking creatively you throw in a twist
If you think long and hard, its twenty four days to shop
Perhaps it’s your brother, who needs a new mop
Your sister asks for a hair dryer, a massage, nothing too cheap
Why it isn’t a surprise that your eyes start to weep
But you do it in love and hope for the best
For in return you may get some rest
Gift certificates, jewelry, movie tickets and more
Why haven’t you got off your behind and out the front door?
See it, buy it, and throw it in a bag
Buyer beware watch out for the tag
One twenty, two twenty, three… maybe four
Oh who am I kidding, I can’t keep score
A box of golf balls, or perhaps a diamond ring
Whatever the present, it shouldn’t read “cha-ching”
Christmas is a coming, and presents are being wrapped
But rest be assured, you are not being trapped
For Christmas is a day of celebration, to spend with those you love
But up until that day, be careful not to shove
For there’s nothing worse then for you being caught
In not fulfilling and keeping with the Christmas thought
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