The man who found his fate...

A man walks into a bar, and without hesitation, heads directly towards the bartender. He pulls up a stool at the counter, and asks for the four horsemen. The bartender smiles and says, “Are we talking wrestlers or the drink?”

0.375 ounce Whiskey (Jack Daniels) Arn Anderson
0.375 ounce Tequila (Jose Cuervo) Ole Anderson
0.375 ounce Scotch (Johnny Walker) Tully Blanchard
0.375 ounce Jagermeister Ric Flair

“Ah”, says the man, who smiled in praise. “Let’s see if you are up for a more difficult challenge”. Naturally agreeing, the bartender replied, “Let’s hear what you got?”

So the man loosened up his tie, let out a cough and began to reply,

“My problems began when me wife caught me snoozing, perhaps it was the light rum and the brandy that made me start boozing. Following up with a little triple sec and lemon juice, I was sure out for the count, especially when I was shaken with only the right amount. When I awoke the next morning, I was met with a hangover, but it was the wife who told me that I ought to bend over. As she kicked me out the apartment, my mind began to think. Then, as I saw the door open again with two pieces of clothing flying towards me, I knew at that time, she had found them in ____________. The girl I had slept with, I think her name was Brandy or Mandy or perhaps even Mary, but don’t be confused in the name that she carries. She isn’t as bloody as you all seem to think, but perhaps it is I that needs a new drink.

The bartender replies, I have just the drink for you. Let’s begin by mixing Vodka (100-proof), Midori Melon Liqueur, and Sprite) and putting that aside; I’ll start with Grenadine on the bottom, and to that I’ll add the mixture. I’ll finish them off with my dear old friend Jagermeister. The man replies, “vodka, sprite, and jagermeister in a shot, oh this can’t be good, who knows what I’ve got?

The bartender replies, “I’ll give you a clue, the girl you slept with just happened to be Mary and before the end of the night, you’ll be with her old boyfriend Larry.”

~ A Bartender's Riddle ~